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Thursday, October 25th, 2001
12:23 am - Look what the cat dragged in.
So as it turns out, Im not in Kitty Hell after all. They fucked up and sent me "up" instead of "down." This place was just so full of assholes that I thought it must be hell.

So anyway, Im sitting on my cloud this afternoon watching all these dead-as-dipshit felines muck about this miserable whole when who should pop by, but [info]sassycat.

"Who are these unfamiliar cornballs?" I said. "Get off my premesis!"

I aint about to play 2nd fiddle to some shit-dont-stink house nigga. So I tells him that I heard all about how everyone thinks he's hot shit, and all them LJ mutha fuckas be triflin' over his passin' and shit. Know what that nigga did? He bust me in the mouth for trash talkin' then lit a phat spliff and took my mutha fuckin cloud.

Ain't that some shit.

You gotta repsect a nigga that can hold his own again "Big O." So we all cool and copasetic now. Inside a month we'll be runnin' this joint. Alls I got to say is "ya'll betta look the fuck out, cuz we about to ruin the kitty heaven that ya used to."

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Rest in Peace, [info]ozzycat and [info]sassycat.






current mood: mourning

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Thursday, October 18th, 2001
3:52 pm - Kitty-hell isnt so bad.
[info]rockbugg went to the Carrollton Animal Shelter this afternoon to try and find me. Thats where the bastard apartment complex said they had me taken. Little does the fool know that I am no longer bound by your shittified mortal coil. They told him they only "keep" animals for 5 days before they " get rid of them."

I hate you all.

current mood: eternal torment
current music: They only play the A-Teens down here.

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Wednesday, October 17th, 2001
6:03 pm - Confirmation.
Neighbor K just asked the complex and THEY are the bastards that stole my food and water bowls! Fucking Bastards!

They have also called animal control to come pick up stray cats. I was most likely picked up by animal control 2 weeks ago and after rotting in a cage for a week they got rid of me.

Life is bullshit. I was always right. You fuckers should have run me over when you had the change. At least I could have saved some dignity.

Bastards. All of you. Each and every one. Bastards.

current mood: dead.

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5:56 pm - I am most likely dead.
Its sad but true. I have not been to [info]rockbugg's or [info]farrisgoldstein's house for over 2 weeks. Their neighbor, K, came by this afternoon to ask if they've seen me. Bugg had been hoping neighbor K had been taking care of me.

I may be writing this from beyond the grave.

I may be off somewhere taking it up the bum for cat food, but regardless I am not where I am supposed to be.

If you see me, notify the appropriate authorities.

current mood: missing

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Wednesday, October 10th, 2001
5:31 pm - JUST DO IT ALREADY
Everybody's so fucking happy... The miserable fag upstairs not only loves that black and white bastard slutcat more than me, but he's got himself a longhaired bitch of his own now. And they're ALL going to the goddamned Fair this weekend. There will probably be a whole bunch of baby kittens that they will all drool over or something.

Well I say let 'em. Fuck it all... I'll just sit here and rot. At least I've still got my pain and my misery.

"Without my pain I am nothing" -T. Reznor.

current mood: numb
current music: Deicide - In Torment In Hell

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Thursday, August 2nd, 2001
9:33 am - I want to kill myself.
What's the point of continuing the pathetic charade? I sit in front of [info]rockbugg's door all day hoping someone will open it fast enough to at least knock me unconcious for a few hours. If I'm lucky they'll slam my tail in the door again. At least that way the pain reminds me that I'm alive.

Casper, the homosexual friendly cat, took the last refuge I had (the lap of [info]farrisgoldstein) and stole it away from me. Farris's crotch wreeks of his stench. If that little shit so much as looks at me crosseyed, I'm going to bite into his neck and I wont stop until I hear bones snap.

Each day I pray for the relief that Sweet Lady Death would bring. Come for me, my dark mistress. I embrace your all consuming void.

Or maybe I just have butt worms.

current mood: miserable; cute
current music: Kanibal Korpse- "Pick Axe Murders"

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Monday, May 14th, 2001
4:14 am - New meat, eh?
I heard that bastard Farris found some kittens and might bring one home... All I got to say is, if there's grass on the field, tap dat ass. They may only be a few weeks old, but it ain't nothin' for a nigga to have to show 'dem bitches who dey daddy is, knowuti'msayin'?

current mood: horny
current music: Tag Team - Meow, There it Is

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Sunday, May 13th, 2001
1:05 am - Where y'all be at... some BULLSHIT!?
Where my niggas at? Where they at? Seriously...where the fuck did everybody go? I aint been pampered in like 12 FUCKING HOURS!!! THis shit is fucked up right here.

A nigga needs to be scratched every so often or he starts to fucking freak out! Imma bite the next mutha fucka that fucks with me....oh look, here comes Bugg.

current mood: my nutz be itchy
current music: Kanibal Korpse- "Raped with a Knife"

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Friday, May 11th, 2001
8:22 pm - Eat. sleep, lick nuts, eat, sleep. ...
Same old shit day in and day out...and ya know what? I fuckin' LOVE IT!!! Fuck ya'll job havin', responsibility worryin' about mutha fuckas!

Today I slept on Rock Bugg's bed then I licked his hand until it smelled of shit. Im still tryin' to get this wack ass collar off.

I might go fuck that bitch under Farris's car later.

current mood: sleepy, hungry...whatever
current music: Deicide- "Blame it on God"

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